Characterprofile
Rockoftenchangeshiscareer,hobbies,andeachepisodeofhisstoryisindependent.
Abouttheauthor
ZhengYuanjie,bornin1955,begantocreatefairytalesin1978.In1985,hefoundedthemonthlymagazine"TheKingofFairyTales",whichpublishedhispersonalworks.Itisknownas"TheKingofFairyTales"..HisworksofPipiru,Rusisi,Roque,ShukeandBetahaveinfluencedthreegenerationsofChinesechildren.
Story
Inadentalclinic,thedoctorsaidtoRock:"It’snotthatIsaidyou,howcomeyouarelikeachild,youcan’tlivewithoutsugareveryday.Godown,nomatterhowgoodyourteethare,allyourteethwillbelost."Rocksaid:"Iseldomeatnow.Ionlyeattwoyuanadayonaverage."
"Comeon,Idon'tknowwhatyouare.Atrick,apieceofcandyisthesizeofanoldsow.OpenyourmouthandIwillshowittoyou."
Rockopenedhismouthandclosedhiseyesandlayonthechair,suddenly,"Ouch!"Rockyelled,"Doctor,whyareyoudrillingmyfoot?It'sbleeding.Ouch,ithurtsmesomuch!"
Thedoctorsaidinembarrassment,"Iforgottowearglasses.,Didyouseewheremyglassesare?"
"Whatnonsenseareyouwearingtheglassesonyourface?"
"Oh,mymyopiaIt’sgettingworseagain.There’snoway.I’mjustworkingtoohard.Ican’tseeclearlyifIdon’tchangeapairofglassesfortwodays.It’syourblessingtofindadentistwhoworkshardlikeme,andIwillsurelymakeyouhappy."
"Doctor,canyoudothis,oryoucangowithapairofclearglassesfirst,I'mnotinahurry."
"Noneed,youjustputahundredHeart,mycraftcan'tbewrong,whichonedoyouwanttopullout?"
"Thefourthonefromtheleft,...Oh,don'tyoudrillmynose!"
Thedoctortouchedtheposition,turnedontheelectricdrill,andpulledoutthetoothafterawhile,andsaid:"Howaboutit,itfeelsgood,mycraftisabsolutelyworld-class."
Rokclosedhismouthandtried.Aftertrying,heshouted:"Hey,howdidyoupulloutthatgoodtooth,doyouknowwhichsideistheleftandwhichistheright!"
Thedoctorhurriedlysaid:"Excuseme,Ididn’tknowifitwasyourleftormine.Thefourthonefromtheleft,right?"
"Whatisthefourthone,nowit’sthethirdone!"
"Okay,thethirdone,right,one,two,three..."ThedoctortouchedRock'steethandcountedtothethird.Theelectricdrillrumblingloudly,thedoctorwipedthesweatfromhishead.Hesaid:"Okay,Ican'tgowronghere."
Rokclosedhismouthandtriedit,lookingatthedoctorandsaid:"Haveyoupassedelementaryschoolmathematics?"
Thedoctorhelpedhisglassesandsaid:"Whatareyouaskingfor,Ijustcan'tseeclearlywithmyeyestoday."
Rocklaydownonthechairagainandsaid:"Nowitisthesecondfromtheleft.It'sone."
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"Doctor,doIstillhaveteethinmymouth?"Roqueasked,lyingpaleonthechair.
Thedoctorreachedinandtouchedit,andsaid,"Thereisonemore."
Rocksaid:"Thenitwon'tbewrongthistime."
Thedoctorsaidembarrassedly:"Actually,...butit’sokay.Ialsohaveadenturebusinesshere.Itissuretobemuchstrongerthanyouroriginalteeth.Ithastheadvantagesofacidresistance,sweetnessandcorrosionresistance.Iwillgiveyouapairofsettings.A20%discountisonly16,000,doyouwanttotryit?"
Rocksaidweakly:"Itcanonlybedonelikethis."
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AssoonasRockcamehomewithamouthfuloffalseteeth,hiswiferushedforwardandgaveasweetkiss.Thewifechewedonahardthinginhermouthandsaid:"Husband,whyareyoueatingsweetsagain?Huh,howsweet?Thereisnosmell."Rocksaid:"Wife,didyoufeelsomethingwrongwhenyoukissedmejustnow?"
Thewifesaid:"It'sabitweird,itseemstobedifferentfrombefore,wow,don'tyouI’mgoingtochangemyfacelikein"FaceFighter",wheredidyougetmyhusband!I’mgoingtocallthepolice!"
Mywife,butmywife'sstrugglesgotworse,shekeptshouting:"Help!Kill!"Rockhadtopickupabrickonthegroundandslamitdownonthebackofhiswife'shead.Thewifesuddenlycollapsedlikeapileofmud.Ontheground,Rockbroughtanotherbasinofcoldwaterandpoureditonhiswife’sface.Hiswifewokeupinaspiritedmanner.Whenhesaw"fake"Rockstandinginfrontofhim,hejustyelledouttheword"Save".Abrickwassmasheddown,andthenanotherpotofcoldwaterwaspoured.
Thiswasrepeatedeighttimes.Whentheninthroundwokeup,beforethewifeopenedhereyes,shewavedherhandsandshouted:"Don’tsmashit,don’tsmashit,Ibelieveyou,youareRealRock!"Rockthenputdownthebricks,helpedhiswifeup,andcomplained:"Youshouldchangeyourirritabletemper.Seeingyouhavecausedsuchadisaster,youwillalmostsmashthebricks."
Mywifetouchedherhead,veryashamed,andembarrassedlysaid:"Iblamemeforbeingimpulsive.Theeightbasinsofwaterareenoughformetowashseveralclothes.Nowyoucantellmewhat'sgoingon."
Rocksaid:"That'sright,Iwantedtogotothedamndentalclinictodaytogetthatdamnbadtooth,butthedamndoctortookallmydamngoodteethAfterpullingitout,thereisonlyonedamnbadtoothleft..."
ThewifeinterruptedRoquebusy,andsaid,"Damndentalclinic,damnbadtooth,damndoctor,Damngoodteeth...Okay,youcangoon."
Rokcontinued,"Afterthedamndoctorpulledoutallmydamnteeth,hegavemeanotherinsert.Damnfalseteeth..."
ThewifeinterruptedRockagainandsaid,"Falseteeth?SoiftheteethinyourmoutharenotRock’s,thenyouarenottherealandcompleteRock!Save..."AssoonasthewifesawthatRockpickedupthebrickagain,sheswallowedtherestofthewordsback.
Rocksaid:"Accordingtoyou,yourbreastsandnosearenotyoursyet.Ifthedenturesarenotmine,itdoesnotmeanthatIamnotme.Youareguiltyofgeneralthinking.Wrong,Idecidedthatwecan'tkissanymoreinthefuture,soasnottoletotherpeople'steethtakeadvantage."
Thewifesaidanxiously:"Howcanthiswork..."SeeingthebrickinRock'shand,hesaid:"ThatWhatdoyoudoifyoueatinthefuture,youcan'tletotherpeople'steethtakeadvantageofit."
Rokewastakenabackandsaid:"Yes,youcanmakemeafunnel.Fromnowon,Iwillonlydrinkriceporridgewithoutteeth."
"WhatshouldIdoifIspeak?"
"It'sabigdeal,Iwon'ttalkanymore,soIdon'thavetoquarrelwithyou."